All good things come to those who wait. BUT Time and tide wait for no man.
The pen is mightier than the sword. BUT Actions speak louder than words.
Wise men think alike. BUT Fools seldom differ.
The best things in life are free . BUT There's no such thing as a free lunch .

Slow and steady wins the race . BUT …

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Ye biwiya apne pati ko "AG" “OG” kyu kehti hai???
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Kyuki biwiya sanskari hoti hai...

Bhare bazaar me "ABE GADHE " “OYE GADHE” nahi keh sakti isiliye short-form se bulati hai.....AG OG


For GALS who love humor....and for BOZ who can digest it....




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चोर 1 घर मे चोरी करने गया ,

तिजोरी पर लिखा था

" तिजोरी को तोड़ने की जरुरत नही ,

452 No. लगाओ और सामने वाला लाल बटन दबाओ,

तिजोरी खुल जायेगी"

जैसे ही बटन …

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A New York lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an older man asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are …

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Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after …

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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on …

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Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ..


Waah! Waah!
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Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ..
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Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 km Prati Litre .. !!



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Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Waah! Waah!


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Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha …

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Do you want to impress or confuse clients or Vice versa???

Use Techno vocabulary. It can be called the " Buzzword " writing method. It is simple.

There are three columns of words involved, as follows:

0. Balanced 0. Management 0. contingency
1. total 1. Organization 1. Hardware (or software)
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WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country
road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to
an argument andneither of them wanted to concede their position. As they
passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied,
"in-laws."

W O R D S

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